sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

refractedsunlight:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

meloetta:

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf